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The Dimbu the Whiney Elephant attraction, December 22, 2006, 12:83 a.m.
Dimbu the Whiney Elephant
September 20, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Get in a hollowed-out circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around. That's all there is to it.
- Warning: just before rabbit season, this attraction will be full of dramatic former cast members.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 34" (or 17" and willing to sign a waiver).
- Expectant fathers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- For your health, you should be free from leg, ribcage, social, or stomach complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure's massive queue.
- During fair weather, this attraction may explode.
- No babies or flash photography allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- It is rumored that Hercules' frozen chest is buried beneath this attraction.
- This attraction was originally built for The Moon Disneyland, but was moved here to distract attention from a malfunctioning attraction.
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