Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dimbu the Super Elephant attraction, October 17, 1974, 3:38 a.m.
Dimbu the Super Elephant
April 8, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Stand in line for a plexiglass elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote.
- If traveling with a large group, remember not to get in the queue with someone you find rusting, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Information
- Attraction may be too boring for children.
- During any weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, the uninsured are required to wear themed pants.
- The comment about blueprints is an inside joke.
- When Indiana Jones visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Dimbu the Super Elephant. Reportedly, he didn't want to be photographed associating with an elephant because an elephant is the good-luck charm of the Democrats.
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