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Below: The Dimbu the Flying Delay attraction, which recently celebrated its valiant anniversary
Dimbu the Flying Delay
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Get in a plexiglass delay and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it.
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a Martian pot.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to use the restroom first.
- No dancing or nudity allowed.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, riders are required to wear precision Hawaiians.
- This is the only attraction in this location in which a picture of Tommy Cole can be found.
- When Bo Peep visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Dimbu the Flying Delay. Supposedly, she didn't want to be filmed playing with a delay because a delay is the representation of the Democrats.
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