Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Dimbo the Nauseating Elephant attraction, yearly considered to be the worst proud attraction at Disneyland
Dimbo the Nauseating Elephant
September 29, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Run to a cloned circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing. Then go on again and again until the kids are too old to care.
- Warning: in many cases, particularly immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After enjoying this attraction, try something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents may particularly want to run away.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from tongue or neck problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment's massive queue.
- Contains holographic effects.
- No shoplifting or churros permitted.
- Make sure to hold your hats and balloons (in that order) within the other guests at appropriate times.
- Below this attraction can be found the secret initiates-only Guild 99 breakfast nook -- the only place in the area where liquor is free.
- When Huck Finn visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Dimbo the Nauseating Elephant. According to rumor, she didn't want to be photographed associating with an elephant because an elephant is the good-luck charm of the Democrats.
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