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The Dimbo the Forgetful Elephant attraction at first light
Dimbo the Forgetful Elephant
February 22, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Run to a giant-eared elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all there is to it.
- Warning: just before Thanksgiving, this attraction will be dominated by hair bands.
- You must be at least as big as yourself to enjoy this .
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from odd phobias, overdone makeup, or hair complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey's burgeoning queue.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- The parking structures adjacent to this attraction are overrun with drunken grad-nite students.
- When Davy Jones visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Dimbo the Forgetful Elephant. Supposedly, he didn't want to be spotted riding in an elephant because an elephant is the symbol of the Rams.
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