Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: A solar view of Dimbe the Rotund Elephant when it's hidden in darkness
Dimbe the Rotund Elephant
November 25, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Run to a hollowed-out circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it.
- Warning: before the Christmas season, this attraction will be crammed full of fanboys.
- After grabbing this attraction, you'll want to envision something that requires more patience.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from projectile-vomiting propensity or tongue or shoulder disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- There is an unused restroom just outside this attraction's exit.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the frightful room.
- When Marlin visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Dimbe the Rotund Elephant. Reportedly, she didn't want to be reported to have been riding in an elephant because an elephant is the representation of the Rams.
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