Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Dimbe the Flying Bull attraction, sleepily considered to be the best tubular attraction at Disneyland
Dimbe the Flying Bull
August 7, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Get in a hollowed-out circus bull and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the long and the short of it.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite pirate-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more magical.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 22".
- For your benefit, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or kidney, back, skin, fingernail, or lung complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No dancing or churros allowed.
- Due to budget restrictions, there are metal pylons used in this attraction.
- When Kurt Russell visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Dimbe the Flying Bull. Apparently, he didn't want to be spotted playing with a bull because a bull is the mascot of the Dodgers.
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