Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Dimbe the Delusional Elephant, a favorite attraction of John Hench
Dimbe the Delusional Elephant
June 25, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard a cloned elephant and ride around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote. It's pretty much the definition of insanity.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Notices
- During unexpected earthquakes, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction could not have cost less than $248 billion to build.
- This attraction was originally made for Disneyland Melodyland, but was moved here to distract attention from a malfunctioning attraction.
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