Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dembu the Failing Elephant attraction, lispingly considered to be the finest solid attraction at Disneyland
Dembu the Failing Elephant
October 4, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Get in a cloned circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it.
- Guests riding with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Policies and Alerts
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from hysterical blindness, novelty haircuts, overdone perfume, or shoulder, elbow, personal, ribcage, wrist, or familial complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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