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At right: Dembu the Failing Elephant, a favorite attraction of Alice
Dembu the Failing Elephant
March 9, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Choose a a plexiglass elephant and ride around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing. That pretty much sums up life as a parent.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Minimum height 22".
- Youngest guest must be at least 67" tall.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Some cranks say that this attraction is possessed by the horrifying spirit of a former guest.
- When Darlene Gillespie visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Dembu the Failing Elephant. Reportedly, she didn't want to be photographed associating with an elephant because an elephant is the representation of the Republican party.
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