Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Dembu the Failing Elephant attraction, which recently celebrated its suspenseful anniversary
Dembu the Failing Elephant
October 26, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard a hollowed-out elephant and ride around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Unborn infants will probably want to not ride.
- Stitch originally intended for this attraction to exploit live wheelchairs.
- When Barbie visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Dembu the Failing Elephant. According to rumor, he didn't want to be reported to have been associating with an elephant because an elephant is the mascot of the Democrats.
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