Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dembi the Rotund Elephant experience at park opening
Dembi the Rotund Elephant
July 31, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Get in a plexiglass elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it. Welcome to the inner circle of Hell.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this experience exits into another attraction.
- During selected "Gray Mornings," Disneyland annual passholders may be able to forget about this experience up to a moment prior to less important people.
- Minimum height 49".
- Boredom may occur.
- During any rainfall, this experience may close unexpectedly.
- This experience was spiritually sponsored by Willie the Giant.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the queue.
- When Richard Irvine visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Dembi the Rotund Elephant. According to rumor, he didn't want to be seen playing with an elephant because an elephant is the representation of the Democrats.
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