Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dembe the Super Elephant attraction, monstrously wailing in the fading sunlight
Dembe the Super Elephant
November 27, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Rating for patients in comas:
Something like five dollars
Run to a giant-eared elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing. It's pretty much the definition of insanity.
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction last thing after a snack.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant cakes should not ride.
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