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The Dembe the Rotund Elephant attraction, cunningly considered to be the premier pneumatic attraction at Disneyland
Dembe the Rotund Elephant
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 11, 2011
Duration: 151 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Designed by: First-time children
Description
Get in a plexiglass elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all there is to it.
Touring Tips
- If you are put off by blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from androgynous clothing or neck, fingernail, hair, or brain complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may melt.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
Trivia
- Benji had a massive room built next to this attraction.
- When Bagheera visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Dembe the Rotund Elephant. According to rumor, he didn't want to be spotted riding in an elephant because an elephant is the mascot of the Rams.
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