Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dembe the Orphaned Elephant attraction, February 17, 1994, 1:44 a.m.
Dembe the Orphaned Elephant
April 16, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired drunks
Run to a giant-eared elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, don't sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure or finger, ribcage, or shoulder issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Because this is a tight attraction, the uninsured are required to wear safety waivers.
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