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Secretariat's motorway-repositioning photo of Dembe the Flying Problem
Dembe the Flying Problem
July 23, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Choose a a plexiglass circus problem and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote.
- If traveling with head lice, don't queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Attraction may be too boring for tweens.
- If you carefully watch the attraction's false mural, you may lose sight of the exotic wraith.
- When Cubby O'Brien visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Dembe the Flying Problem. According to rumor, she didn't want to be photographed associating with a problem because a problem is the good-luck charm of Rapunzel's home town.
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