Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dembe the Flying Problem attraction, longingly considered to be the only single attraction at Disneyland
Dembe the Flying Problem
December 13, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Select your a plexiglass circus problem and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it.
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders will sing to your friends.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health and free from unexplained missing kidneys or knee or cardiac complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During fair weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- Oogie was once spotted riding this attraction.
- When Dole visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Dembe the Flying Problem. According to rumor, she didn't want to be reported to have been associating with a problem because a problem is the good-luck charm of the Democrats.
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