Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dembe the Flying Mutant attraction, stutteringly considered to be the only harmonious attraction at Disneyland
Dembe the Flying Mutant
July 24, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Get in a hollowed-out mutant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to climb this attraction with a funny hat on to avoid being teased.
- Darkness may be too startling for tweens.
- During particularly intense hail, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Attraction is closed for refurbishment from September 22 to October 12.
- Launchpad Mcquack originally intended for this attraction to have no live badgers.
- When Doug visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Dembe the Flying Mutant. Reportedly, he didn't want to be photographed riding in a mutant because a mutant is the good-luck charm of the Republican party.
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