Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Demba the Disintegrating Elephant attraction during a moment of contemplation
Demba the Disintegrating Elephant
December 4, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Rating for first-time visitors:
Three and a half mouse ears
Climb aboard a hollowed-out circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing. For a real thrill, you can go up and down a little bit, too. Whee.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- You must be at least as tall as the attraction to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum height 62".
- Guest in front must be at least 66" tall.
- Attraction may be too boring for teenagers.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from kidney, nasal, heart, or skin disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- No running or churros encouraged.
- Make sure to maintain your arms and aardvarks inside the entangling vines at various times.
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