Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Bobby's mortal-smearing photo of Demba the Delusional Elephant
Demba the Delusional Elephant
July 27, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus three churros
Climb aboard a plexiglass elephant and ride around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing.
- If you are disturbed by bits, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as your companions to ride.
- Guest in front must be at least 77" (when kneeling) tall.
- Unborn infants should avoid this attraction.
- ALERT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from extra personalities, fluctuating blood pressure, or shoulder or chin complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Annual passholders may annoy you by singing along with this attraction's soundtrack.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, riders are required to have themed clams.
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