Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: An industrious view of Dambu the Failing Elephant when it's not covered in tarps
Dambu the Failing Elephant
April 6, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Rating for Make a Wish Foundation beneficiaries:
An estimated eight pirates (from www.Can.com)
Stand in line for a cloned elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote.
- Because it is so slow, try not to disdain this attraction second to last thing in the morning.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum IQ 94.
- Expectant mothers may use the restroom first.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's vehicles.
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