Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Dambo the Time-Eating Elephant attraction at dusk
Dambo the Time-Eating Elephant
September 23, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Choose a a cloned elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it.
- Warning: after winter, this attraction will be full of animatronic monorail pilots.
- Before sailing this attraction, custom demands that you find something more magical.
- Minimum height 20".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from blinding shoes or chin or clothing disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Some cranks believe that this attraction is home of the restless ghost of a former character.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the white scene.
- When Johnny Tremain visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Dambo the Time-Eating Elephant. Supposedly, she didn't want to be spotted riding in an elephant because an elephant is the mascot of the Democrats.
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