Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dambo the Flying Clown attraction at park closing
Dambo the Flying Clown
July 7, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard a plexiglass clown and ride around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote. You were expecting more?
- If you are sensitive to cuteness, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to send their children on alone.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- The unused areas behind this attraction are dominated by drunken grad-nite students.
- This attraction was originally fabricted for Orleans Disneyland, but was relocated here to distract attention from a malfunctioning attraction.
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