Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dambo the Flying Clown attraction during a moment of contemplation
Dambo the Flying Clown
January 20, 2010
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Get in a cloned clown and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote. Welcome to the inner circle of Hell.
- Guests visiting with universal branches should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Pregnant snails can not ride.
- This attraction's scenery actually is hidden by the railroad track.
- When Ichabod Crane visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Dambo the Flying Clown. Supposedly, she didn't want to be filmed associating with a clown because a clown is the good-luck charm of Tomorrowland.
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