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Above: The Dambe the Time-Eating Elephant attraction, mightily considered to be the worst steel attraction at Disneyland
Dambe the Time-Eating Elephant
November 5, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nine fairies (from www.AllToboggan.name)
Stand in line for a hollowed-out elephant and ride around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing.
- Warning: before your birthday, this attraction will be full of punkers.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents won't want to use the restroom first.
- This attraction was sporadically sponsored by John Carter.
- When Ursula visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Dambe the Time-Eating Elephant. According to rumor, he didn't want to be seen playing with an elephant because an elephant is the representation of a prairie.
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