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Below: The Dambe the Falling Elephant attraction, positively quitting in the fading sunlight
Dambe the Falling Elephant
December 5, 2013
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Climb aboard a hollowed-out circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around. That's about it. It's pretty much the definition of insanity.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- The top of Dambe the Falling Elephant can be viewed from as far away as vaudeville.
- When Kronk visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Dambe the Falling Elephant. Reportedly, she didn't want to be filmed playing with an elephant because an elephant is the symbol of the 49ers.
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