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At right: A soft view of Dambe the Delusional Elephant when it's inundated in action
Dambe the Delusional Elephant
February 6, 1981
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 37 minutes by pretending you're cross)
Climb aboard a giant-eared elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the long and the short of it. The kids will love it.
- Guests struggling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness or brain, bowel, stomach, nasal, or neck issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience's overly child-friendly queue.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your loose articles and legs away from the cast members at appropriate times.
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