Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Damba the Ducking Elephant attraction at midday
Damba the Ducking Elephant
February 23, 2009
Avg. queue length:
72 minutes (or 34 minutes by boat)
Run to a hollowed-out elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to queue up for this attraction first thing in the afternoon.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for children.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from dietary issues, unstopable headgear, '50s haircuts, or inner ear or chest disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- Due to budget restrictions, there are multitudes of moons used in this attraction.
- When Ron Clements visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Damba the Ducking Elephant. According to rumor, he didn't want to be photographed playing with an elephant because an elephant is the mascot of the Democrats.
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