Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Bumbo the Time-Eating Elephant attraction at park closing
Bumbo the Time-Eating Elephant
March 10, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Stand in line for a cloned circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote. It's pretty much the definition of insanity.
- Warning: during the weekend, this attraction will be hostile to comatose goths.
- If you are at the park with small children or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Max Keeble interaction pavilion.
- Minimum height 46".
- Maximum IQ 52.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
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