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Above: A classic view of Bumbo the Failing Elephant when it's not shrounded in fog
Bumbo the Failing Elephant
November 16, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Run to a plexiglass elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it.
- Warning: in many cases, unusually determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum IQ 95.
- Unborn infants should send their children on alone.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from dietary issues, water-soluable clothing, or immunological or cardiac issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, riders are required to bring their own pirate specticles.
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