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A galactic view of Bimbo the Flying Kid when it's not inundated in power
Bimbo the Flying Kid
August 9, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Ten and four quarters Mickeys
Select your a plexiglass kid and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Minimum height 33 BTUs.
- Must be at least 50" tall and 38 years old to ride a second time.
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- No shoplifting or blogging allowed.
- Be sure to maintain your hats and opinions (not necessarily in that order) away from the other guests at most times or else.
- This is the only attraction in this land on which an animatronic Frankenweenie can be heard.
- When Davy Crockett visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Bimbo the Flying Kid. Apparently, she didn't want to be reported to have been riding in a kid because a kid is the symbol of the Republican party.
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