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A technological view of Bambo the Whiney Elephant when it's hidden in reductionism

At right: A technological view of Bambo the Whiney Elephant when it's hidden in reductionism

Bambo the Whiney Elephant

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 16, 1966
Duration: 96 seconds
Avg. queue length: 8 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Favored by: Hyperactive women

Description

Climb aboard a giant-eared circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it.

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