Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Bambo the Whiney Elephant attraction during construction
Bambo the Whiney Elephant
May 28, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Stand in line for a hollowed-out circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all there is to it.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from valuable clothing or familial or ribcage disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Pegleg Pete's frozen wheel is entombed beneath this attraction.
- When Tigger visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Bambo the Whiney Elephant. Apparently, she didn't want to be seen playing with an elephant because an elephant is the representation of the Democrats.
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