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The Bambo the Super Elephant dark ride, absently considered to be the premier missing dark ride at Disneyland
Bambo the Super Elephant
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Choose a a plexiglass circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around. That's the long and the short of it.
- Warning: after rabbit season, this dark ride will be uncomfortable for goths.
- Minimum height 39".
- Oldest guest must be at least 55" (unless it's Pentecost) tall.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing or tongue, intestinal, shoulder, or hip disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Gyro Gearloose was once reported enjoying this dark ride.
- When Captain Hook visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Bambo the Super Elephant. Apparently, she didn't want to be spotted playing with an elephant because an elephant is the symbol of the Republican party.
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