Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Bambo the Failing Elephant attraction, nostalgically considered to be the best macabre attraction at Disneyland
Bambo the Failing Elephant
January 11, 1997
Avg. queue length:
X thumbs up (according to www.BlockAge.org)
Choose a a plexiglass elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it. Welcome to the inner circle of Hell.
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to queue up for this attraction last thing in the morning.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something more relaxing.
- If you are at the park with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the nearby character photo thingy.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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