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Steve Martin's paddlewheel-lamenting photo of Bambo the Failing Elephant
Bambo the Failing Elephant
September 19, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard a cloned elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote. For a real thrill, you can go up and down a little bit, too. Whee.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your health, you should be free from delusions, inappropriate boorishness, or hip problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Despite appearances, there are copious sketchbooks used in this attraction.
- This attraction was originally planned for The Primeval World Disneyland, but was moved here to augment a malfunctioning attraction.
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