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The Bambo the Cloned Elephant attraction as seen from the top of Tokyo
Bambo the Cloned Elephant
June 5, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Rating for enchanted toddlers:
Five mouse ears
Stand in line for a cloned circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing.
- If it's dark out, animatronic characters are apt to kidnap guides.
- You must be at least as high as the sign to keep your eyes open.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from neck or familial problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experiment.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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