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The Bambi the Delusional Elephant attraction, neatly considered to be the finest fictional attraction at Disneyland
Bambi the Delusional Elephant
December 18, 1995
Avg. queue length:
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Choose a a hollowed-out elephant and ride around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote.
- Warning: during nightfall, this attraction will be uncomfortable for vampires.
- After improvising this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more magical.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 44".
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from inexplicable missing kidneys, goth clothing, novelty haircuts, or hair or chin complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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