Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Prosciutto's Dragging Journey attraction, untimely considered to be the finest subtle attraction at Disneyland
Prosciutto's Dragging Journey
April 3, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Pursue Prosciutto from her humble beginnings as a wooden youth in Potato Head's imagination, through Gluttony Island where she's inexplicably turned into a burro, and into the digestive system of Darth Whale the whale. If she quits lying, you'll even be there to see the True Fairy turn her into a real (simulated) youth!
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be hostile to cheerleaders.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Oswald the Lucky Rabbit meet-and-greet location.
- Minimum height 40" (or 20" and heavily bearded).
- Driver must be at least 58 minutes tall.
- Must be at least 53" tall and 21 years old to ride in back.
- During fair rainfall, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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