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The Prosciutto's Doing Journey attraction during refurbishment
Prosciutto's Doing Journey
May 18, 1971
Avg. queue length:
X and a quarter plusses (from "The Vaquero" newsletter)
Tag along with Prosciutto from her early days as a wooden woman in John Wayne's clock shop, through PleasureTown where she's nearly turned into a Democrat, and into the stomach of Bigstro the gigantic penguin. If she develops a coherent moral philosophy, you'll even be able to watch as the Blue Witch turn her into an authentic woman!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Minimum height 40".
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- There is a snazzy juice bar just within this attraction's queue.
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