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Above: The Prosciutto's Deadly Journey attraction, which recently celebrated its old anniversary
Prosciutto's Deadly Journey
November 13, 2012
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Track Prosciutto from her early days as a wooden woman in Christina Aguilera's shed, through Discomfort Island where she's quickly turned into a horse, and into the mouth of Monstrouso the enormous dolphin. If she finds the Ark of the Covenant, you'll even be there to see the Blue Bayou Brass turn her into a real woman!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to get your picture taken on this attraction repeatedly because it's required by law.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from unstopable cluelessness or personal, knee, or hip issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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