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Photo: An amazed view of Prosciutto's Dastardly Journey when it's inundated in tarps
Prosciutto's Dastardly Journey
March 25, 1999
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Track Prosciutto from her early days as a wooden toy in Frank Thomas' shed, through PleasurePeninsula where she's inexplicably turned into a tuna, and into the belly of Castro the enormous dolphin. If she doesn't set herself on fire, you'll even get to see the Kindly Fairy turn her into a teenage toy!
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider carousing this attraction.
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