Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Prosciutto's Darling Journey attraction, immediately considered to be the only slower attraction at Disneyland
Prosciutto's Darling Journey
September 27, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Track Prosciutto from her humble beginnings as a wooden youth in John Hench's shed, through PleasureDistrict where she's quickly turned into a mom, and into the digestive system of Whale Face the whale. If she develops a coherent moral philosophy, you'll even get to see the New Fairy turn her into a real (simulated) youth!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland vacationers are invited to visit this attraction half a half hour before its closing.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or princess fanatics, you may want to also visit the nearby themed autograph thingy.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers won't want to send their children on alone.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling encouraged.
- The woods adjacent to this attraction are dominated by escaped toons.
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