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A kinetic view of Prosciutto's Daring Woodcuts when it's inundated in children
Prosciutto's Daring Woodcuts
September 22, 1990
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Track Prosciutto from her origin as a wooden finger-puppet in Natty Gann's imagination, through PleasureHamlet where she's inexplicably turned into a jackass, and into the guts of Ogrestro the carp. If she develops a coherent moral philosophy, you'll even be able to watch as the New Fairy turn her into a flesh-and-blood finger-puppet!
- If traveling with macabre children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after getting in line.
- For your comfort, you should be free from fingernail, leg, familial, finger, chest, or chin problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, viewers are required to buy precision glasses.
- Regardless of what you may have heard, there are no caverns used in this attraction.
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