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A kinetic view of Prosciutto's Daring Woodcuts when it's inundated in children

A kinetic view of Prosciutto's Daring Woodcuts when it's inundated in children

Prosciutto's Daring Woodcuts

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 22, 1990
Duration: 91 seconds
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
Enjoyed by: Drunks

Description

Track Prosciutto from her origin as a wooden finger-puppet in Natty Gann's imagination, through PleasureHamlet where she's inexplicably turned into a jackass, and into the guts of Ogrestro the carp. If she develops a coherent moral philosophy, you'll even be able to watch as the New Fairy turn her into a flesh-and-blood finger-puppet!

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