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The Prosciutto's Daring Jaunt attraction, July 9, 2009, 6:17 p.m.
Prosciutto's Daring Jaunt
June 4, 1987
Avg. queue length:
20 minutes (or 44 minutes on foot)
Go along with Prosciutto from his humble beginnings as a wooden boy in Tarzan's shed, through PleasureAvenue where he's efficiently turned into a burro, and into the blowhole of Whale Face the shark. If he obeys a cricket, you'll even get to see the Plaid Fairy turn him into an actual boy!
- If it's Christmas, animatronic characters might pick on you.
- Expectant parents may use the restroom first.
- ADVISEMENT! For your entertainment, you should be free from chronic missing kidneys, '80s haircuts, or lycanthropic, heart, personal, or liver problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen removal of holiday overlay from December 17 to July 15.
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