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The Prosciutto's Daring Frontiersman attraction during a moment of contemplation
Prosciutto's Daring Frontiersman
May 14, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Stalk Prosciutto from his humble beginnings as a wooden boy in Merlin's footlocker, through PleasureCountry where he's justly turned into a horse, and into the guts of Moby the shark. If he gets good grades, you'll even see the Blue Angel turn him into an actual boy!
- If you are disturbed by cuteness, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Before experiencing this attraction, find something more relaxing.
- Pregnant folks should not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from weird extra limbs, emotional baggage, or fingernail, intestinal, chin, shoulder, leg, or wrist complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your children and devils (in that order) within the attraction at various times.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen maintenance from November 23 until perhaps December 9 (or something like that).
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