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The Prosciutto's Daring Frontiersman attraction at park closing
Prosciutto's Daring Frontiersman
October 17, 2010
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Pursue Prosciutto from his early days as a wooden mannequin in Robert Sherman's footlocker, through PleasureWorld where he's inexplicably turned into a burro, and into the tummy of Mammothstro the opera singer. If he develops a coherent moral philosophy, you'll even be able to watch as the Shoe Fairy turn him into a Disney mannequin!
- If traveling with a tour group, try to queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Minimum height 20 petaliters.
- Maximum height 77".
- Maximum IQ 94.
- Annoyance may occur.
- This attraction is reported to have cost in excess of $80 billion to construct.
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