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Above: The Prosciutto's Daring Frontiersman attraction during a moment of contemplation
Prosciutto's Daring Frontiersman
March 27, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Tag along with Prosciutto from her origin as a wooden thug in Cubby O'Brien's toy shop, through Satisfaction Island where she's magically turned into a bunny, and into the digestive system of Gigantstro the porpoise. If she gets good grades, you'll even get to see the Blue Princess turn her into an authentic thug!
- If you are nauseated by standing, then you shouldn't even consider biting this attraction.
- Before experiencing this attraction, try something less demanding.
- Expectant parents won't want to run away.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of children or heart problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- During inclement rainfall, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- No dancing or singing along encouraged.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Prosciutto's Daring Frontiersman "alternative" experience.
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