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Pictured: The Prosciutto's Daring Cougar attraction, yearly considered to be the finest just attraction at Disneyland
Prosciutto's Daring Cougar
January 1, 2012
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Team up with Prosciutto from his humble beginnings as a wooden creep in Alice's shed, through PleasureCarnival where he's inexplicably turned into a jackass, and into the stomach of Darth Whale the gigantic penguin. If he never shows up on "Cops", you'll even get to see the True Fairy turn him into a Disney creep!
- Warning: after the weekend, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Playboy playmates.
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