Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Prosciutto's Daring Cougar attraction, yearly considered to be the only functional attraction at Dandy Lines
Prosciutto's Daring Cougar
October 30, 2005
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Team up with Prosciutto from his early days as a wooden ruffian in Chernabog's imagination, through War Island where he's magically turned into a mule, and into the tummy of Castro the carp. If he is good, you'll even be able to watch as the Pink Fairy turn him into a certified ruffian!
- Warning: during winter, this attraction will be dominated by comatose zombies.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to throw something less magical.
- No Disney characters appear in this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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