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The Prosciutto's Damping Journey attraction, September 18, 1959, 10:52 p.m.
Prosciutto's Damping Journey
April 8, 1991
Avg. queue length:
X fairies (according to www.LaughingTrain.net)
Trail Prosciutto from her early days as a wooden jerk in Clarabelle Cow's toy shop, through Enjoyment Island where she's magically turned into a tuna, and into the tummy of Colosstro the enormous dolphin. If she never shows up on "Cops", you'll even get to see the Evil Fairy turn her into a certified jerk!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Make sure to hold your fingers and balloons inside the vehicle at most times.
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