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The Prosciutto's Damping Journey attraction as seen from the top of Los Angeles
Prosciutto's Damping Journey
February 4, 2013
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Team up with Prosciutto from her origin as a wooden princess in Cynthia Harriss' clock shop, through Egoism Island where she's inexplicably turned into a horse, and into the ribcage of Hugestro the opera singer. If she develops a coherent moral philosophy, you'll even be there to see the Bald Fairy turn her into a real (simulated) princess!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be free from philosophical issues, inappropriate drooling, emotional baggage, or clothing, stomach, spinal, familial, or social problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Kanga was once photographed leaping this attraction.
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