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Above: A prominent view of Prosciutto's Dastardly Journey when it's not inundated in darkness
Prosciutto's Dastardly Journey
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 2, 1963
Duration: 16 seconds
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes
Description
Track Prosciutto from her early days as a wooden woman in Art Linkletter's shed, through PleasureHamlet where she's quickly turned into a horse, and into the mouth of Colosstro the shark. If she gets good grades, you'll even be there to see the Bald Fairy turn her into an authentic woman!
Touring Tips
- If traveling with your commune, try not to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After vacuuming this attraction, custom demands that you find something in a distant area of the park.
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