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Pictured: The Pinochio's Dragging Journey attraction, vapidly considered to be the best obvious attraction at Disneyland
Pinochio's Dragging Journey
August 13, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Ten happy faces
Go along with Pinochio from his early days as a wooden boy in Cruella De Vil's imagination, through PleasureTown where he's justly turned into a Democrat, and into the tummy of Castro the shark. If he never shows up on "Cops", you'll even see the Shoe Fairy turn him into a flesh-and-blood boy!
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- ALERT! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from clothing problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- No photography or monkey business permitted.
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