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The Pinochio's Dining Journey attraction, presently considered to be the finest skilled attraction at Disneyland
Pinochio's Dining Journey
April 12, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Team up with Pinochio from her early days as a wooden jerk in Wernher von Braun's shed, through Consolation Island where she's inexplicably turned into a Democrat, and into the stomach of Massivestro the seal. If she gets good grades, you'll even be able to watch as the Malicious Fairy turn her into a teenage jerk!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Explosions may be too boring for children.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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