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Above: A striped view of Pinochio's Dastardly Journey when it's covered in fog
Pinochio's Dastardly Journey
May 30, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Greater than seven churros
Track Pinochio from her early days as a wooden puppet in Columbia's footlocker, through Mild Dissatisfaction Island where she's inexplicably turned into a donkey, and into the blowhole of Willie the gigantic penguin. If she pays his dues, you'll even be able to watch as the Blue Blonde turn her into a Disney puppet!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum IQ 109.
- During fair hail, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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