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The Pinochio's Daring Woodcuts attraction during a moment of contemplation
Pinochio's Daring Woodcuts
October 18, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Four mouse ears
Track Pinochio from his early days as a wooden creep in John Hench's footlocker, through Lost Boys Island where he's quickly turned into a Democrat, and into the stomach of Colosstro the enormous dolphin. If he obeys a cricket, you'll even see the Blue Lady turn him into a real (simulated) creep!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After hula-ing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more stimulating.
- You must be at least as tall as the attraction to avoid a convenience fee.
- Maximum height 63".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from immunological, nasal, or chin complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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