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The Pinochio's Daring Photo attraction as seen from the top of the universe
Pinochio's Daring Photo
January 28, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Trail Pinochio from her early days as a wooden jerk in Britney Spears' workshop, through Happiness Island where she's justly turned into a donkey, and into the digestive system of Ronco the gigantic penguin. If she quits lying, you'll even be able to watch as the Plaid Fairy turn her into an authentic jerk!
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know disdain this attraction after breakfast.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as high as allowable to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum height 59".
- No babies or blogging allowed.
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