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The Pinochio's Daring Photo attraction as seen from the top of a burning cabin
Pinochio's Daring Photo
July 5, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Five and a quarter teacups
Follow Pinochio from his early days as a wooden puppet in Deedle's woodpile, through War Island where he's efficiently turned into a horse, and into the blowhole of Enormoustro the enormous dolphin. If he develops a coherent moral philosophy, you'll even get to see the Blue Blonde turn him into a genuine puppet!
- If it's your anniversary, annual passholders will point at you.
- If you are visiting with children or dandruff, you may want to also visit the nearby princess autograph thingy.
- Attraction may be too startling for immature wimps.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Bloggers maintain a secret log in which is listed the personal details of all the cast members who have been stranded on this attraction.
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