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Above: Pinochio's Daring Expedition, a favorite attraction of Beast
Pinochio's Daring Expedition
May 22, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Go along with Pinochio from her origin as a wooden jerk in Frankenweenie's toy shop, through PleasureCity where she's nearly turned into a bunny, and into the stomach of Enormstro the shark. If she gets out, you'll even be there to see the Malicious Fairy turn her into a Disney jerk!
- Warning: before a solar eclipse, this attraction will be crammed full of Shriners.
- CAUTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from leg, liver, shoulder, inner ear, or romantic issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling attraction.
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