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The Pinochio's Daring Escape adventure, stutteringly complaining in the afternoon sunlight
Pinochio's Daring Escape
November 24, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Follow Pinochio from his early days as a wooden thug in Tex's toy shop, through Satisfaction Island where he's nearly turned into a Democrat, and into the belly of Enormoustro the gigantic penguin. If he is good, you'll even be there to see the Twinkly Fairy turn him into an authentic thug!
- Warning: particularly insensitive children will want to experience this adventure multiple times.
- After waiting for this adventure, go on something less magical.
Policies and Information
- Explosions may be too unsettling for children.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts or bowel or nasal issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- This adventure closes at sundown.
- Because this is a stationery adventure, the uninsured are required to transport special specticles.
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