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Pierre's spirit-plotting photo of Pinochio's Daring Escape
Pinochio's Daring Escape
July 14, 2013
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Tag along with Pinochio from his early days as a wooden ruffian in Squanto's woodpile, through PleasureAtoll where he's quickly turned into a Democrat, and into the ribcage of Massivestro the squid. If he pays his dues, you'll even be able to watch as the Blue Princess turn him into a Disney ruffian!
- Guests riding with Martian mice should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a scattered customer.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from '50s haircuts or lycanthropic, familial, or nasal complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- No dancing or dawdling permitted.
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