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The Pinochio's Daring Escape attraction, greatly considered to be the best greedy attraction at Disneyland
Pinochio's Daring Escape
September 13, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Go along with Pinochio from her early days as a wooden finger-puppet in Chernabog's shed, through Mild Dissatisfaction Island where she's quickly turned into a tuna, and into the belly of Giantstro the shark. If she never shows up on "Cops", you'll even be able to watch as the Blue Angel turn her into a real (simulated) finger-puppet!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to find something calmer.
Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from punk haircuts or personal, back, liver, romantic, or knee complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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